Genre: Comedy, Horror
Actors: Rick Burks, Carl Crew, Roger Dauer, LaNette La France
Plot: Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle’s brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts – virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a blood buffet. Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the player detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent.